Footballing Biographies

In the past I have read a couple of footballer's biographies, with Tony Adams "Addicted" and Stuart Pearce "Psycho" being the best of the largely ghost written genre.

But I have always thought of some ironic or well worn phrases that turn up in football commentary that would make good titles for biographies, so here is my fledging list:

• I don't know how much he knew about that (for the lucky goal scorer)
• How did he miss that
• He must score!
• He thought it was in
• No way back from here
• He's as surprised as anyone
• It's a long way back from here
• How did that happen
• I'm not sure he can believe it
• Not what he hoped
• Nine times out of ten that goes in
• That's disappointing